so I had this whole huge blog written out and my

damn computer froze. I had a fun weekend. I am scared to type it all out again for fear that it won't post.
Oh well, here goes.
Saturday I went to P's baptism. It was short and sweet. Then we went to Mr T's where Lil Miss and I split a platter and some fries. It was OK.
We went home and Doughman said he was up for going over to Skank K's and Junkle Jawsh's to grill our ribs, brats, and pork chops. The kids and I went over there before him since he had to work until 7:15. I stopped to pick up some refreshing beverages (ie: beers and my liquors!!) but they didn't have my normal purple parrot bays so I look around a bit and find some premade Bahama Mama mix. Thinking that I like the drinks uptown, this should be good.
When we got to their house Skank K and Mom M were drinking some strawberry daquaris---YUMMAY!! So, Skank K made me one of those and then I think we had another one before we broke the seal on the bahama mama. The whole bottle filled her huge glass and my huge glass. We took a drink and it was NASTY. I decided that I was not going to let it go to waste so I drink mine all gone and look at Skank K's and hers is still pretty much full. She says it is too sour and not good at all. As much as I agreed with her, I took her drink and chugged it pretty fast. When there was only about 2 more swallows left I gave it back to her. Still not good. As soon as hers was gone we decided to go make more daquaris. Being the not so sober girls that we were we decided to take a shot of the rum. Holy shit that was disgusting. I can't believe that the daquaris were good. Rum is not so much yummy.
Junkle Jawsh disappeared to try and go pass out but we are too smart to his ways and found him before he was asleep. We pulled him outta the bunk bed and went back outside. Then he decided we were gonna play hide and seek b/c he really wanted to pass out. Let me tell ya, we are good seekers!
Pretty soon he was done trying to get away from the party and I thought to myself that I would be a much better person if I try to puke. So I wander away into the neighbors yard with my puppy Lito and start ralphing. Good Times!!
I go back to the party and Skank K is talking to her upstairs neighbors who are lesbians. When Skank K is done talking to them and comes back to the fire she tells us that they want to munch her carpet!! Oh skank k how skanky can you be?!!!!
I think that is when Doughmans friends came over and visited for a while. Right before they were leaving I decided yet again that puking would be in my best interest. So, I hightailed it to my vehicle, get in, sit down, and hang my head outta the door and blahhhhhh all over the place.
By now Skank K went in to pass out with Kemo. I tried to sit out and still hang but Junkle Jawsh said no way. He took me in and I passed out with my girls.
Doughman stayed up texting people trying to get them to come party with him and letting everyone know that Mama was drunk. Nobody else came to play with him so the older boys stayed up with him and tried to saw off his cast. RETARTED!!
The next morning I felt fine. Sweating my ass off but I felt way better than Skank K who decided to puke that day instead. Poor Skank K!! But after getting sick a couple of times, laying by the air vent, and taking in a piece of Taco Pizza she was good.
It was a fun night.....Just remember Bahama Mama mix is N A S T Y!!!!