It is my mission to fuck with Doughman on April Fools Day. I have gotten him sooo good the last 2 years. Hopefully I can pull something outta my ass this year. God knows I am not pregnant, so I can't use that at all. I only have got him once today. He hates April Fools Day. I of course have not gone easy on him the past couple years so he hates it.
I completely forgot to play an Fool on Smarty Pants but I will get them all. Hahaha! (Insert evil laugh!)
I tell you what- yesterday I had a horrible day. I had to print out forms to get Buddy's birth certificate and mail it out with $5. So I get all the paper work in envelope, put stamp on envelope, and mail envelope. The $5 still in my purse. Oh My GOD! I called the anus of Montana and told the lady what I had done and she said that's fine, I will watch for both envelopes. So then, I go and get a $5 money order and mail that out. Oh yea, I had to get one of the forms notarized and I forgot my ID at my moms house in her copier/printer b/c Montana needed a copy of it. So I drove back over to my mamas house and got that back, went back to the court house and figured while I am there, I might as well get Lil Miss' and Miss Smileys birth certificates as well. So there- all done. Now today I need to make an appointment for Buddy to get shots. Oh how he is going to love me.
I myself need to get in to see a Dr. I have this spot on my noggin that hurts to the touch and it is giving me mini headaches, I have a spot on my tummy that is getting darker and itches, and I haven't seen a Dr since pregnant with Miss Smiley- almost 2 years ago. Pretty sure I need a physical. Yuck, I know, but it's gotta be done.
That is all for now. The Crazy Bunch are drivin me bonkers. They are testing out their lungs today and no matter how many times I tell them that their lungs are functioning properly, they yell some more. HELP!
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