Monday, March 17, 2008

If Doughman ever reads this, this is for you

Mitch Pheonix is NOT real. He is a video game player that you created. You are crazy if you have love in your heart for him. You are seriously losing your God for saken mind. You spend all night and day with this UNreal dude. You talk about him as if he were real. HE'S NOT REAL. You call your buddies and let them know whats going on with Mitch as if he were real and what was happening really mattered. DUDE, he's a game. He will not, nor could he ever call you, come to see you, text you, or even have the same feelings for you as you do him. You created him. Now let him go. I asked you before, I will ask again here; Inpatient or Outpatient?!! Cukoo, Cukoo!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Exactly...I am so tired of listening to Mitch as well..It is rubbing off on my old husband!

Anonymous said...

I say you should hide Mitch for a week and see what happens.
Let em go frecken nuts for a while.

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