Kidisms

A few of my faves:

Chistmas Tree= Kwismas
forkhead= forehead
Frozen Salad= frozen solid
Cheez= please

The best kidism conversation ever goes to Lil Miss at Christmas time. She was sitting down watching tv when she glanced over at the Christmas Tree and saw Pukey trying to eat it. She tattled on him and this is how it goes:

Lil Miss- "Mom, Pukeys eatin Kwismas."
Mama- "He's what? Well, what should we do about that cat?"
Lil Miss- "Smack him on the forkhead!"

Frozen salad belongs to my all-time favorite niece. (And I can say this as she is my only niece!)

Mama: "Is it cold outside?"
Niece: "Yes! I am frozen salad!"